My mom on what day my coat will be shipped to me.

  • me: but but but the hurricane hits new england on tuesday
  • Mom: good luck
  • me: hahahaha okay
  • me: i can't believe you aren't worried
  • Mom: don't do last munite job. I told you already. you should learn
  • [minutes later]
  • me: yeah i should code a program that stops the hurricane right
  • Mom: yes
  • Mom: go back to work, let it happen that human being control the disaster.
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The name's Elvin. MVHS ’12, BU COM '16. I’m an 19-year-old Californian expat in Massachusetts.  fauxtographer(s) shootin' automatic, total


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